Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Abominable

Still brooding over the fallout from last week's flare-up at work. And the thing is the asshole author revealed his true nature in the second sentence of his e-mail: "The work is abominable and I would say the next book you have to pay us to do the editing." The word "abominable" should have been the tip-off. "Abominable" is a word favored by loudmouth blowhards the world over. Think about it. Have you ever heard any person use this word without looking slightly foolish as a result? It's one of those words people prone to over-exaggeration reach for in a pinch. The bit after the "A-bomb" is also absurd. The fact is my company already paid him to do the editing. But, it turns out, this is one of those genius authors (you'd be surprised how many I get to deal with!) who think that once their manuscript is finished, their job is done. They can't even be bothered to look at it again. And to top it all off, this guy also claims to be some sort of stock trading guru. Obviously, his "system" can't be all it's cracked up to be if he's got to deal with the "abominable" work we do.

6 Comments:

Blogger Rambler said...

Trust the art, not the artist. Sort of like the time a certain singer taking a walk on the wild side was a dick at a S&M club.

7:30 PM  
Blogger Gina said...

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/abominable

It is a strange word, Mike. SO I looked into it. Check out the pronunciation of Abominable from our online dictionary. hmmm....What does '&' sound like? Is it plausible that even the editors at Mirriam-Webster hate the word so much that they sabotaged the pronunciation in order to eventually banish it from the language?

Chilling...
http://www.abominablethemovie.com/

10:07 PM  
Blogger Angelissima said...

Sorry, but I can't get the image of the Abominable Snowman out of my mind.
Abominable, INDEED.

6:55 PM  
Blogger Brian said...

ə

The ampersand is actually a schwa sound.

If your browser is up to date it should read the & # 6 0 1 I typed in on the first line as a schwa. The ampersand in this case is not the ampersand we're talking about; it is a signal to show that HTML code follows.

There's no ASCII code for a schwa so this was invented as a workaround. I think because everything will be repurposed for future media, current codewriters still rely on ASCII for guaranteed readability. 1000 years from now ASCII code keyboard symbols will be readable because this is how engineers think. Even the iPhone has an itty bitty QWERTY keyboard on its screen.

8:59 AM  
Blogger Gina said...

Thanks, Brian. Whew. That'll be one less embarrassing moment at the Grammerian Society Ball.

2:14 PM  
Blogger Gina said...

an absolute abomination?

1:38 PM  

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