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To keep my mind occupied while watching this elaborate contraption, I kept asking myself, "Am I seeing nipple? Am I at least going to see some blue 3-D nipple in this dumb thing?" It never happened. And every time I thought I was going to see a nice ass it was spoiled by the fact that it had been reconfigured as a horse's ass. Also, despite the record box office, the 3-D wasn't that remarkable. Save your money.