Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The New Thing

My new thing is racing to get my pants on before I drop dead suddenly so that I'll escape the ridicule of the police or any other stranger who happens to discover my body. Dying alone is one thing, dying alone with your pants around your ankles is something else. I have even considered wearing bathing trunks in the shower for similar reasons.


Blogger Malogna said...

Also consider your bathroom business. You don't want to pull an Elvis on the toilet.

9:54 AM  
Blogger Gina said...

yeah, I think that's not an an uncommon concern as I find myself dressing for death before retiring. You just never know, right? Valid concerns as we near eternity. As for crapping out on the crapper, now would be a good time to consider a stool softener since many a man has taken his last breath straining to pass a brick.

"Pannies, git em on."

8:22 AM  
Blogger Gina said...

"Died with his pants on"

PLEASE take my advice:

Baby ASA daily
Flaxseed Oil 2000 mg per day.
CoEnzyme Q10 ( Ubiquinol) 200 mg daily.

8:29 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Just happened by here. Now this made me laugh.
Your anonymous friend.

9:45 AM  

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